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Golf Course
Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says, "Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can forgive me."
His wife was hurt but said, "Dearest, those days are long gone. What we
have now is far more valuable. I forgive you."
They embraced and kissed, and everything was fine until they got to the
seventeenth tee.
As the husband was starting his back swing his wife blurted out, "I'm sorry
darling, I've been so conscience-stricken since you told me your news. Since
we're being honest with each other, I have something to tell you also: 32 years
ago I had a sex change operation. I was a man before I met you. I hope you can
forgive me."
The husband froze at the top of his back swing, then threw a fit! He slammed the driver into the ground, kicked the ball into the woods, stormed off the tee, pushed the golf cart over on its side, broke the rest of his clubs one by one, then started on hers.
He screamed and ranted, "You liar! You cheat! You despicable deceiver! How could you? I trusted you with all my heart and soul...and all these years you've been playing off the ladies tees!"
Two guys were sitting at a bar recounting their dreams from the night before.
"I dreamt I was on vacation," one man said fondly. "It was just me and my
fishing rod, and this big beautiful lake. What a dream."
"I had a great dream last night too," said the second guy. "I dreamt I was in
bed with two beautiful women and having the time of my life."
His companion looked over and joked, "You dreamt you had two women, and you didn't call me?"
"Oh, but I did!" insisted the second guy. "But when I called, your wife said
you'd gone fishing."
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