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Dirty Veg

A three-year-old kid had a lot of problems with potty training. One day the family stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying the taco, dad smelled something funny, so of course he checked his seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then he realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so he asked the kid if he needed to go, and he said "No." Dad kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then dad said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. Dad just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, dad asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?"........................................... This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled. "SEE dad, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" amid lunch table……….. While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing! .............................................. "Moral of the story: Don’t pester your subordinates or colleagues with repeated questions on same issue. It irritates. Any harsh response from reverse hierarchy is the worst thing to face"..

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